I got this text msg from Virginia, which of course i showed John who was standing right there and he snarfed whiskey all over the place (i am exaggerating, a bit)
V: There's a rat in the kitchen the size of Tommy Lee's dick on steroids.
me: Did you kill it all at once? or is Baby Jesus licking it?
V: A cat brought it in. On the libido table. I don't want to touch it.
[libido = typo ...maaaaybe]
quote on news just now regarding the economy and the stock market in particular: "We are a nation that paces in front of the microwave. If this takes months to work through, that's really not so bad."
In the 20 trading days of this month, the Dow Jones has either climbed or fallen by triple digits except 2.